vitorino's Posts

always make eye contact while eating a banana

don't be
racist.

hate
everyone.

Reposted from anonymous

don't be
racist.

hate
everyone.

Reposted from anonymous

I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

Reposted from Boldomatic

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

Reposted from Boldomatic

If Tetris has taught me anything its that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear •

Reposted from Lirpae..

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Reposted from 27thAvenue

what if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...

Reposted from MooseOnDaLoose

My favourite part of attending a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka...

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Don't add winky face emoticons to anything unless you want me to take it sexually.

Reposted from 27thAvenue

What happens in Vegas...
ends up on Facebook.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

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I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

Reposted from Boldomatic

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i am as motivated as the guy who drew the japanese flag.

Reposted from Duncanville

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

Reposted from Boldomatic

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.

Reposted from Duncanville

You're just jealous, because the voices only talk to me!

Reposted from cedbuzz