TinaAshley's Posts

- What's the difference between you and me?

- I'm hot, you're not!

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- What's the difference between you and me?

- I'm hot, you're not!

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NO•BODY OWNS ME

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Having your period on Valentine's Day

will be such a pain in the ass.

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Mmm, you're sooo tasty. I just want to eat you up. And those nuts, I just want to suck them so bad. Mmm, you always know how to please me.

*Me talking to chocolate*

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You dont need tons of hashtags to make your popular.

#It #Doesn't
#Help #At #All!

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You can only have so many lousy relationship before you figure out there's no such thing as a good one.

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You can only have so many lousy relationship before you figure out there's no such thing as a good one.

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N-obody
I-s
G-etting
H-ead
T-onight...
NIGHT

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N-obody
I-s
G-etting
H-ead
T-onight...
NIGHT

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Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?

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What do you call a chinese sex offender?

Rai Ping Yu

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One of the things I've been wondering my whole life is:

Does actors get boners doing a sex scene?

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Never ever let a cannibal give you a blowjob!

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I swallow got cum?

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Suprise sex is the best sex, unless you're in prison.

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Twinkle, Twinkle little whore, close your legs it's not a door

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Do me right
and I'll do you
better •

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SOMETIMES I FEEL REALLY DOWN.
BUT THEN I REMEMBER I HAVE A NICE BIG ROUND ASS AND I FEEL HAPPY AGAIN

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when is a man most intelligent?

during sex because he's plugged in to the knowledge source

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Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, breaking a condom is 18.

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Sex is good, sex is fine. doggy style or sixty nine, just for fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid.

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roses are red
violets are blue
i'm using my hand
but i'm thinking of you

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They say nice guys finish last.

Good. I can't be with a man who cums first.

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if you have someone who loves you
appreciate it
because ever since sex came easy
love became harder to find

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A guy asks a girl, "Do you smoke after sex?" The girl repled, " I don't know, i've never stopped to check".

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A guy asks a girl, "Do you smoke after sex?" The girl repled, " I don't know, i've never stopped to check".

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STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

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i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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$Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!$

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