Struppi's Posts

Don't eat this cookie. It makes you fat

#fortunecookie

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Don't listen to the paper inside some cookies. Only you can make your future come true and not a piece of paper

#fortunecookie

Don't look back to the past. Your future lies in front of you and only you can make your dreams come true.

#futurecookie, #fortunecookie

reposted by TinaLittle

The Hacker Group 'Lizard Squad' who taken down PSN and Xbox Live were just drunken teenagers?
WTF!

#news, #wtf

Freundin: Du bist mein Traummann!
Ich: Warum bin ich das?
Freundin: Weil du es einfach bist.
Ich: Okay..

#love, #deutsch, #keinFrauenversteher

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Herr Ober, da ist eine Fliege in meiner Suppe!

-Nicht so laut, sonst wollen die anderen Gäste auch eine

#loriot, #sketch

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