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never look a person in the eye........while eating a banana

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i just love when my "ex" be like...im here if you need anything...Bitch please where the f*"k were you when i felt the need to sleep with your best friend?...oops!

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Hold your head high.

And your middle finger higher.

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Relationships are like bathrooms. I'm in them a lot longer than I need to be, probably cause I'm playing on my phone the whole time.

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CHICKEN POT PIE
sounds like the perfect day if you add comas

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running away does not solve your problems.....unless your fat,...

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that moment you hit a bird with your windshield and wonder if God is playing angry birds with you

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Homemade with love.

In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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sorry about the text i sent you last night..
my phone was DRRRUUUNNKK!

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Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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when noone is talking about you behind your back
you know you live a boring life

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im going to rename you GOOGLE.....holy shit bitch you have an answer for everything!

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dont label me prejudice only because i HATE one black man.......i Didnt vote for him!

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i wouldnt have to manage my anger if more people would manage their stupidity

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TEXT WITH AN ATTITUDE....
when a women is pissed off while texting and her whole body is moving like
OH NO YOU DIDN !!

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definition of the word "EX"
thank you for the EXperience.
our time has EXpired.
time for you to EXit my life.

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tonyyyt: so apparently you know how to capitalize, just not when so apparently you know how to capitalize, just not when
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