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dear santa

I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it.

you fat, judgemental bastard.

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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.

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As my friend, you know I'm a judgemental bitch - you should feel lucky you made the cut.

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[ ] Single

[ ] Taken

[ x ] Motherfucker I'm excellent

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Best Friends Don't Let You Do Stupid Things....

Alone!

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why get thinner when you can get dinner

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