postalmaniac's Posts

Self-respect
cannot be bought.
It is never for sale.
It comes to us
when we are alone;
in quiet moments,
in quiet places,
when we suddenly realize
that knowing the good,
we have done it
knowing the beautiful,
we have served it
knowing the truth,
we have spoken it.

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The
unexamined
life
is
not
worth
living.

Plato

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stranger

simply a friend you haven't met yet.

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Hey, do my eyes look yellow?

No, why?

Cause i gotta pee real bad.

Hey !!!

" Don't be lookin' at me in THAT tone of voice! "

I have
OCCD.

Obsessive
Compulsive
CHOCOLATE
Disorder

but i wouldn't have it any other way..........
YOU?

If I woulda known Grandkids would be so dang fun...I woulda had THEM first.

If at first you don't succeed and you think there's no end in sight...
Just go and try, and try again until you get it right.

Where I live we have a ride called the WICKED.....
It takes you 150 feet straight up then drops you into a huge double loop and then puts you on your side with a couple of side curls, then back up for another loop. It's s pretty much the same thrill and BREATHLESS sensation I get when KISSING MY WIFE.

May our beloved Heavenly Father watch over and protect every Soldier, Sailor, Airman, and Marine who is serving to protect their wives, husbands, children, parents, and friends from the evils and fears of terrorism and to preserve our God given freedom in this the greatest nation on earth. Amen.

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Aardvark,
Funny creature
Eating little ants
I get sick watching....
Anteater

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My grandson said, "Grandpa, who were Mario and Luigi ?"

I just told him that when I was nine like him, they were my two best friends.

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When women don't wears pants or shirts with POCKETS...

They always have their BRA..kets!!!!

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If you want all your fondest dreams to come true...

Wake up... and make make them happen!

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If you don't respect me, that's ok.....
I have enough self- respect for that not to bother me.

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Teenage boys fart ....to release pressure from their brains.

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