nzipes's Posts

I still miss my ex but my aim is getting better

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I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading

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If ignorance is bliss then why arent more people happy?

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I get enough execise just pushing my luck

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a knight in shining armour can turn out to be a retard in tin foil

if quizzes are quizzical then what are test?

If a guy remembers your eye color after the first date then you probably have small boobs

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Not all that wander are lost

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I love you with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger

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how come you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

wavy does not do it!