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Rezept gegen Grippe gemäss einem Russen:

Vodka und Knoblauch - am besten täglich.

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ALL POWER CORRUPTS, BUT WE NEED THE ELECTRICITY!

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WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NICHT BESCHICHTETE BRATPFANNE, STAYS IN THE NICHT BESCHICHTETE BRATPFANNE.

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There is no
one who can
piss me off
like I can.

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" 10 km joggen,
bioaktives Frühstück,
30 min Yoga.
Was ist dein
Morgenprogramm? "

" Wach werden,
Kaffe trinken und
niemanden töten. "

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Sarcasm is:
The language of smart, depressed people.

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Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar

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Menschen, die noch genug Kraft haben, um über ihr Leben zu jammern, sollten diese lieber nutzen, um noch etwas daran zu ändern!

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THE BIGGEST

COMMUNICATION PROBLEM IS WE DO NOT LISTEN TO UNDERSTAND.

WE LISTEN TO REPLY ..

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"Was, dir verstöönd nüt? Ah Sie sind aus Öschterreich!"

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Rösti Fondue Polenta Älplermagrone Zürcher Geschnetzeltes Birchermüesli Cholera Basler Mehlsuppe Capuns Berner Platte Schüblig Nusstorte Zibelechueche Pizzoccheri Ribel Treberwurst

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Der Zürcher FDP- Regierungsrat Thomas Heiniger wurde in den USA verhaftet, als der schwarze Polizist ihn nach seinem Namen fragte...

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Nach em Räge, da schiffets, nach em Schiffe, da seichts, in der Schweiz, in der Schweiz, in Schweiz...

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"Definiere Schweiz."
"Treppe gesperrt, weil Stufen nicht Normgerecht. Umbau nicht möglich wegen Denkmalschutz."

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swiss army
air force

Mon-Fri 8:00 - 12:00
13:30- 17:00

Sat - Sun Closed

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I'm wondering if the NSA knows Swiss German.

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The Swiss must've been very confident in their chances of victory if they included a cork screw on their army knife.

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Lehrer : are you finished?

Schüler : no I'm Swiss

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wart kurz....

ich stell mer de spruch in lustig vor

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Dä cheibe Cheib cheibet cheibemässig dä Cheib durab.

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for all the bolders who want to learn Swissgerman:

great = huärä gäil
boring = langwiilig
sleep = penne
crap = schiise
horse = rössli (-> lasagne)
work/school = omehoke
WEEKEND = WEEKEND

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listen carefully to what people don't say

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