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A DARLE CON TODO.

YOU DIDN'T MISS ME, RIGHT?

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Disculpen las molestias causadas por la saturación de fotos en mi instagram, los invito a darme unfollow o regresar el jueves que se me pase la fiebre brasilera.
Muito Obrigado.

Aprendizaje del día 1: ver atletísmo es como ir a ver el Circo Atayde Hermanos.

INSTAGRAM
DETOX.

FIVE MORE MINUTES PLEASE.

WELCOME TO MY ACCOUNT STALKER.

WORK WITH US. JOIN OUR TEAM.
BE LENOM.

BOM DIA, QUE SEJA INFINITO O QUE NOS FAZ BEM.

PHELPS OFFICIAL FAN CLUB.

PHELPS OFFICIAL FANS CLUB.

WORK WITH US. JOIN OUR TEAM.
BE LENOM.

EU SOU BRASILEIRO, COM MUITO ORGULHO, CON MUITO AMOR.

EU SO BRASILERO, CON MUITO ORGULHO, CON MUITO AMOR.

Pienso en comida muy a menudo... mmmmm menudo.

CACHAÇA EU TE AMO.

BOM DIA CARIOCAS.

SEXTA-FEIRA, NUNCA TE DESEJEI TANTO.

SEXTA-FEIRA, NUNCA TE DEISEIJEI TANTO.

MEU CORAÇAO É VERDE E AMARELHO.

MEU CORAÇAO E VERDE AMARELHO.

MORO NUM PAÍS TROPICAL, ABENÇOADO POR DEUS, E BONITO POR NATUREZA, MAS QUE BELEZA.
EM FEVEREIRO (EM FEVEREIRO) TEM CARNAVAL (TEM CARNAVAL).

CIDADE MARAVILHOSA CHEIA DE ENCANTOS MIL, CIDADE MARAVILHOSA CORAÇÃO DO MEU BRASIL.

CIDADE MARAVILHOSA.

Yo no corro en Amsterdam, camino todos los
días, paseo a mis perros, y vivo aquí; dicen que esto es pa' corredores que no me queje, entonces pregunto a los corredores que conozco, que son apasionados y chingones como pienso que es Nike, neta están de acuerdo con que se ensucie así nuestra colonia? Bienvenidos todos los corredores y las marcas que hacen bien las cosas y un gobierno que escucha, media y es transparente, fuera los arbitrarios y quienes sólo buscan beneficios propios y hacen mamadas como esta.

#VICTORIASSECRETMX

#VICTORIASSECRETMX

#VICTORIASSECRET

#VICTORIASSECRET

Que chingon que la gente corra y use el espacio público, pero de ahí a poner chingaderas en la calle es otra cosa. No sean gachos y quiten sus putos foquitos.

PRS.
GRAPHIC DESIGNERS.
INDUSTRIAL DESIGNERS.
EVENT PRODUCERS.

No mamen y neta quiten los putos foquitos de Amsterdam.

NO MAMEN Y QUITEN LOS PUTOS FOQUITOS DE AMSTERDAM.

PRS.
GRAPHIC DESIGNERS.
INDUSTRIAL DESIGNERS.
EVENT PRODUCERS.

LET ME STALK YOU ON INSTAGRAM WHILE I ACCIDENTLY LIKE A PHOTO YOU TOOK SIX MONTHS AGO.

LET ME STALK YOU ON INSTAGRAM WHILE I ACCIDENTLY LIKE A PHOTO YOU TAKE SIX MONTHS AGO.

LET ME STALK YOU ON INSTAGRAM
UNTIL I ACCIDENTLY LIKE A PHOTO YOU MADE SIX MONTHS AGO.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING RAIN.

A veces quiero mandar todo a la verga, entonces me acuerdo que los 5 de cada mes hay que pagar AMEX y se me pasa.

BUENO,
SALE,
BYE.

OH SHIT, IT'S MONDAY TOMORROW.

OH SHIT,
IT'S MONDAY TOMORROW.

PRS.
GRAPHIC DESIGNERS.
INDUSTRIAL DESIGNERS.
EVENT
PRODUCERS.

La cantidad de fotos de comida que tomas es directamente proporcional a los kilos de más que tienes.

SLOWLY DYING FROM A HANGOVER.

Estoy formando un grupo de voluntarios para partirle su puta madre a todo Uber que use Waze con vocecita de Dori. ¿Quién se apunta?.

PRÓXIMO UBER QUE QUE USE EL WAZE CON VOCECITA DE DORI JURO QUE LE VOY A PARTIR SU PUTA MADRE.

HOMBRE PERFECTO SOLO HAY UNO: YO.

ALCOHOL IS THE LIQUID VERSION OF PHOTOSHOP.

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO.

WISHING YOU A PERFECT SATURDAY NIGHT.

WISHING YOU A PERFECT DAY.

I DON'T WANNA WORK TOMORROW.

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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE HAD A SHIT DAY.

NO TIME FOR INSTAGRAM.

NO TIME FOR SOCIAL.

I THOUGHT ARIANA GRANDE WAS A FONT.

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LET'S
KICK SOME ASSES.

LET'S KICKS SOME ASSES.

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WHEN THEY GO LOW, WE GO HIGH.

MICHELLE IS MY KIND OF WOMAN.

¿NETA? ¿ ES NETA LA LLUVIA ?

¿Neta?
¿Es neta la lluvia?

MY FAVORITE COLOR ISN'T YELLOW. ACTUALLY I HATE YELLOW.

TAG YOUR FAVORITE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNTS.

TAG
YOUR FAVORITE INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT.

ME URGE QUE YA SE ACABE EL LUNES.

MI VIDA ES UNA MIERDA.

INSTAGRAM
DETOX.

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I HATE
HIPSTERS.

I NEED
CHILAQUILES.

IT'S
FRIDAY
FINALLY.

FINALLY
FRIDAY.

HELLO MY NAME IS LENOM.

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO HAVE A GOOD DAY.

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REAL MEN LOVE UNICONRS.

REAL MENS LOVE UNICORNS.

OK.
I MIGHT BE A STALKER.

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WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW PR TEAM MEMBERS.

I HAD A SHIT DAY TODAY.

HOW THE FUCK DO I PRONOUNCE AÇAI?

How the fuck do i pronounce açai?

BITCH STOLE MY SPEECH.

BITCH STOLE MY SPEACH.

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LIFE HAPPENS, COFFEE HELPS.

GOOD
MORNING
INSTAGRAM.

MONDAY
SURVIVOR.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKER.

Hey PRs,
join our team!

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Hey you PR, join our team!

TAKE ME TO THE BEACH.

Take me to the beach right now!

Monday come to me, I'm ready.

MONDAY COME TO ME.
I'M READY.

Bueno,
me duermo, hasta mañana.

Brunch is the new black.

SMILE
IT'S
FRIDAY.

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YES
WE SPEAK FRENCH.

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I ______
LENOM.

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TAG
YOUR
FAVORITE
FASHIONISTA.

TAG
YOUR
FAVORITE
BLOGGER.

SPREAD
GOOD
VIBES.

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HELLO,
MY NAME IS LENOM.

Did you get your Manhattanhenge photo?

Did you get your Manhattan henge photo?

HI,MY NAME IS LENOM, YOURS?

I SURVIVED
MONDAY!

MONDAY
AGAIN...

BUENO
SALE
BYE.

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MERDE
MERDE
MERDE
MERDE.

Me caga Ronaldo, pero sentí feito.

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ME CAGA RONALDO.
PERO SENTÍ FEITO.

Me caga Ronaldo.

En esta casa le vamos a Francia.

ALLEZ
LES
BLEUS

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MIMOSA
KINDA
MORNIN'

MIMOSAS
KINDA
MORNIN'

Capri
Mallorca
Ibiza
Saint Tropez
Mykonos
Hamptons
Tulum

Saturday nights are for: _____________

(fill in the blank)

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Fuck it,
I'm getting drunk.

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Quiero mandar todo a la verga y largarme a Capri (o de perdis a Tepoz).

I'm always hungry.

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I need a drink.

I need a drink.

LENOM
LOVES
YOU.

LENOM
LOVES
YOU.

LENOM
LOVES
YOU.

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I think
yellow.

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