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who even buys these yellow cars?

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Gregs is running a scam.

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if I were to play golf, I wouldn't.

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whats the need in legs when you can just sit?

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Its late but, CHRISTMAS RAVE!!

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I can't stand those who flummox in a queue.

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Tha moment when you buy a ferrari and think its great, but then get beaten by a pimped out Fiat Punto.

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tomorrow is a new day.

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How I wish to be/own Nick Hewer as a novelty pet frog

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are you disbelievinof my underlying sexuality?

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When you kidnap your kindnapper
and they be like, "I'm late for dinner."

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white ass banana

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Are you a fan of the word eulogy?

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wake me up before you go go.

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listening to a lil' bit O Feliz Navidad

Superb

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The age old question:

'must one wash their hands after a prime ghosty?'
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The sequel to the movie Teeth is Cactus.

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hob use minus the 'b' is house

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I wish I was 100% wool.

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change one of the words in the sentence to penis, its really funny:

"hi."

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why was a wandering whistle wearing that wand which was wavered with wanted wabinackles

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Sarah rhymes with everyone hates you

#apprentice

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I went to the beach and found a shell! Stupid petrol stations popping up everywhere

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I like to JUGgle

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my sheep grandmother passed me a banana and in reply I said "bah nana"
#manylaughs

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The say black iphones run quicker than the white ones

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patters sounds like batters unlike blue

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imagine if we had toads on our feet and fishthumbs on our hair

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when you wake up and discover you lost your punbubs

:( #tears

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Ewan is as round as a spicy punbub

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hitler was a person too #deep

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I went to drawing genash

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my hair shines in the moob pig

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when you smile and you have an idd

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If you were a korma, then I'd be a piri piri.

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I fordged a iron tooth pick from the depths of my juicy bacon fat

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yeah.

only us boldo's will feel pleasure from that word ;P

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my cactus grew in a pile of poo, with near to no watering

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Do we grow taller or does the world around us shrink?

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spare a prayer for my auntie claire, she lost all her hair,
she was then murdered by a pare,
oh how contrary.

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Excuse my bottom fart aroma

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my turban says heyyy!

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Dominos spelt backwards is the exact same word as sonimod

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The cutest thing I ever heard was a baby elephant crying on her mothers funeral, where the baby elephant then kicks its own nuts

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Can I swim in your mouth please?

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The BBC found that oranges may be the cause for herpes.

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Today's rain is tomorrow's whisky

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I used to splash in puddles on the steet. Now I understand it wasn't apple juice.

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white van men are the worst. Their shoe style is horrific

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If i ever get the chance I'd love to live in a crate of red mushrooms! Mario makes them seem so bouncy and fun!

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I am hold the world record for most pigeons kicked in 1minute. 33 and a half :) #VeryGoodDay

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I hate this sosiale medai page big elephants can always understand small elephants i hav disleckseea

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I once poo'd 12 times in a day.

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Ever peom has a start but never an end as our minds will never cease to stop imagine the things we perceive

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hate it when I go to put my trousers on and then remeber I have no legs

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You can call me what you like, I won't change who I am. #ChineseOreo

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Im just happy because I own a mirror and my face

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Dodge fruit never goes down well with the immune system

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I once blew a tissue and it went to Pineapple

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I felt toastie I bageled my french fries in bacon

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When I was asked to spell pie I ate it and then the pie

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