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on wednesday we DMS

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polka dots are like sunny days. you cant stay mad for long when in their presence

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i love how my fitbit cheers me on for napping. take note world...

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stand tall, wear a crown & be sweet. #fineapple

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outfit on point - on a day when no one sees it

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the email you opened yesterday but you are still thinking about today.

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I look at my clothes and say how are any of you going to keep me warm!!

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i used to hate them because they were bigger than other girls. then i realized they made me stronger and faster than other girls. thats when i said i love you to my thighs

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no ones crotch is that interesting

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Potatoes give us french fries and vodka.

It's your move, celery.

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Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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Some people think they're hot shit on a platter.

But, really, they're cold turds on a paper plate.

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to hear you say this one is yours. my heart is spoken for.

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I swear that somewhere out there my Tupperware lids and single socks are chilling together laughing at me.

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You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

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