bidl's Posts

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

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in der regel haben wikinger rote bärte.

pztk and bidl like this

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life
-
if I die next thursday.

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You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

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HATE
GETTING FLASHBACKS FROM THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER

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a smile is the best makeup any girl can wear

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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