Alubub's Posts

A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone.
If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else -

is the greatest accomplishment

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Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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Worry is just meditating on bullshit

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Get out of my head and fall into my arms instead.

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Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

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Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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life is what happens when you put your phone down.

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i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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