albertine's Posts

My version of flirting is to look at a person I find attractive multiple times and hope that they are more brave than I am

#flirting, #brave

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Women spend more time thinking about what
men is thinking, then men actually spend time thinking

When I see people running down the street, I drive by and play "Eye of the tiger" just to give them a little inspiration

#inspiration, #running, #fit, #fitness

Relationship are like fat people; most of them don't work out..

#relationship, #love, #fat, #don't, #work, #out

Just because I like to shop; dosen't mean I'll buy your bullshit

Common sense is like deodorant;

the people who need it the most, never use it.