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Squidward:

Ugh, Opposite Day?!
Next time it's going to be Go Jump Off a Cliff Day!

Bubble Bass: I'll take a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Squidward: We serve food here, sir.

Customer: Could I get some extra salt?

Squidward: We're all out.

Customer: Could you check?

Squidward: No.

Another day, another migraine.

$Spongebob | ( • )( • ) | Patrick / ( • )( • ) \ Squidward ( ( • )( • ) ) Plankton | ( • ) | Mr. Krabs | | • || • | |$

One life-changing decision later

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