the 3 stages of marital sex are kitchen sex, bedroom sex and hallway sex:
*when you first get married it's kitchen sex- you do it all the time anywhere, kitchen table middle of the day;
*after you have kids its bedroom sex- couple nights a week after the kids are sleeping;
*years later its hallway sex- you pass each other in the hallway saying FUCK YOU 
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