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A bear chased two hikers. One hiker, while being chased, stopped to put on running shoes.
As he was changing out of his hiking boots, his companion looked at him in horror and exclaimed, "What in the world are you doing? You'll never outrun the bear if you stop now."
Calmly the other hiker said, "I dobt have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you"