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if it takes a chicken and a half. 
a day and a half
to lay an egg and a half.  
how long will it take
a grasshopper
with a wooden leg 
to kick all the seeds out of a dill Pickel if it takes a chicken and a half. a day and a half to lay an egg and a half. how long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill Pickel
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