Only when you've been mugged by an old lady, split your pants, been defecated on by a crow and lost one shoe are you statistically 100% more likely to bump into your smug ex and her sickeningly perfect new boyfriend. God damn you, life. - Post by vladtheimpala on Boldomatic

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Only when you've been mugged by an old lady, split your pants, been defecated on by a crow and lost one shoe are you statistically 100% more likely to bump into your smug ex and her sickeningly perfect new boyfriend. God damn you, life.

Only when you've been mugged by an old lady, split your pants, been defecated on by a crow and lost one shoe are you statistically 100% more likely to bump into your smug ex and her sickeningly perfect new boyfriend. God damn you, life.

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