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I LOVE GOOGLE,
SIRI is a slut,
CORTANA is a gypsy mud wresler,
and as for WOLFRAM ALPHA, who in their right mind would listen to a man who wears lederhosen in the bath so they can sing the high notes to a wim a weh, huhh?