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I did an unboxing video for YouTube today. The people at the funeral were not happy with me.




In my house, where dreams take flight, 
20,000 bees, what a sight! 
Their buzzing symphony, a bizarre ballet.
But must they make my face their play?

In a realm where bees wear hats, 
And butterflies chase after cats,
I plea, dear neighbor, set them free, 
To dance elsewhere, just not with me.
UNSCHUBLADISIERBAR

"Was werden die Leute denken?"  

Kein Satz zerstört mehr Träume als dieser.
“I have a simple philosophy: 

Fill what's empty. 

Empty what's full. 

Scratch where it itches.”




 Alice Roosevelt Longfellow
our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate- its that we are powerful beyond measure. it is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. we ask ourselves: who am i to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? actually, who are you to not be such? you are a child of the universe. your playing small does not serve the world. we are all meant to shine, as children do. we were born to make manifest the glory of the universe that is within us. as we let our own light shine, we give others the permission to do the same. as we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.



I watched the news
now I am brain dead
             BOLD
                    is a place
where                   i 
have the
  c   o   u   r   a   g   e
to express
               MY
           feelings
smile - it increases your face value
Men act tough.

Women ARE tough.

BE  A
NICE
HUMAN


komm fort zone
life is about doing things that dont suck with people who dont suck



"Art in its purest form is resistance."
    
          • Macklemore
exist on your own terms
 
  Arguing with  
  someone who 
  only wants to win 
  is like...
  .....
  ...
  It's just shit. 
  I don't even have 
  a brain cell left to 
  compare.
DO YOU PLUCK OR TRIM?

I BEG YOUR PARDON

YOUR EYEBROWS. HOW DO YOU KEEP THEM UNDER CONTROL?

I JUST LEAN IN CLOSE WHEN I LIGHT THE BARBECUE, AND THAT SEEMS TO DO THE TRICK.
There is a code for LOVE

•-•• --- •••- •


  If you do your
  part well and with 
  integrity, your action 
  will protect you and 
  one day promote     
  you in life.
When we have sex, don't always say:
"DEEPER DEEPER!"

I don't scream: "TIGHTER! TIGHTER!"
  
  She boarded 
  a sinking ship 
  because she 
  was too hopeless
  to look for a new
  destination.
amazing it is how many people believe in ghosts but dont believe in themselves
you know youre getting old when all you execise is caution
I'm on a ship somewhere in the Pacific and that's all you need to know ;-)
“I have a simple philosophy: 

Fill what's empty. 

Empty what's full. 

Scratch where it itches.”




 Alice Roosevelt Longfellow
Men act tough.

Women ARE tough.
So apparently
music doesn't bring us together. 

RIP Eurovision!
friends are my tonic, then comes gin
Never forgive or forget the people who tried to silence you during 
a genocide.
However far away
I will always love me
However long I stay
I will always love me
Whatever words I say
I will always love me
I will always love me...
man muss dem leben immer einen schnaps voraus sein.
my goal is becoming a dematerialised intelligence (new for “soul”) roaming the Universe
I'D LOVE TO COME BACK AS A CAT-BUT THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE NINE MORE TIMES!!
GET LOW
AND TUNE OUT.
we have multiplied our possessions but reduced our value
waste not todays, your tomorrows soon will 
be just yesterdays
ever felt like being the third monkey on the ramp to Noahs Ark?
When we have sex, don't always say:
"DEEPER DEEPER!"

I don't scream: "TIGHTER! TIGHTER!"
MASTURBATION NEVER BREAKS YOUR HEART.
the future will soon be a thing of the past







get high and tune in
you can't spell malady without lady
it has been said that next to hunger and thirst, our most basic human need is for storytelling
I've always tried to see everything as a process.

I want to do things in a certain way that I can be proud of that is sustainable and is fair and equitable to everybody that I interact with. 

If I can do that, then that's a success, and success means that I get to do it again tomorrow.

         

Steve Albini
your joy is your sorrow unmasked. and the same well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. and how else can it be? the deeper sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
Make your path more intentional
if i could take your troubles..  i would toss them into the sea..  but all these things i'm finding..  are impossible for me..  i cannot build a mountain..  or catch a rainbow fair..  but let me be what i know best..  a friend thats always there


Friday is my second favorite F-word

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.