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To us: it looks like disaster.

To history: a paragraph;
maybe two.
Be the reason someone smiles today.

Be the reason someone feels loved.

Be the reason someone believes in the goodness in people.
kind until they are not
Raise your words, not your voice.

It is rain that grows flowers; not thunder.
Trying to decide if I want to look like a snack or keep eating snacks...
"Tomorrow belongs
to those who can hear it coming."

David Bowie
CRAPPY DIEM.

What happens when you seize the wrong day.
We are teachers. We are lovers. We live on through everything we touch. We are like no one else. 
We are mothers.
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.”

 Philip K. Dick








Life is not what you make it. 
It is what you dont let it make you.
We can't find what's next if we stay shackled to what's not working.

"Who is they?"
I work in the office.


But when 
I break it down, 
I just press the buttons on a keyboard.
We are the dreamers who made it out alive
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no anvil

~Wile E. Coyote~
I don't curse (or cuss as we say locally). I speak fluent construction worker with a trucker dialect and a sailor accent.

We are magnificent



If aliens land, and they say "take us to your leader" we will have to go "errm... could you come back later? Now is not a good time".
RIP Val Kilmer. He was one of my favorites. Movies like Real Genius and Thunderheart were very influential to me. He was more famous for movies like Tombstone, Willow, and Top Gun  (I love those!) but I really like some of his more obscure work such as Kill Me Again with his then wife Joanne Whalley Kilmer. If you haven't seen his documentary Val, I highly recommend it.



I think I might be immortal. 

I have never died, not even once.
My mother taught me:
Never discuss politics
or religion;
I'll just lose friends.

But nowadays, it seems like that's all anybody wants to talk about, and if I decline to engage in these topics of conversation, I'm still just as liable to lose friends.
Them: 
So are you seeing anyone?

Me: 
You mean like a therapist, or hallucinations?
Things are going to be different for me from here on out because I've taken a new position.
It's the fetal position and I plan to be in it for awhile.
Wake me up when daylight saving time ends.
Get your facts in order first, then you can distort them as you please
If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change....
I have recently been diagnosed with epilepsy.

So if you ask me what's shaking, better be ready for my reply.
I guess you are hiding your Tesla in your garage too now, aren't you?
AI Your MUM
spring has sprung
To smithereens has got to be one of the worst ways to get blown.

Unless we're talking about to one of the band's songs. I like a lot of their music.
I'm not negative
But this isn't positivity...

The STRUGGLE NEVER ENDS UNTIL YOU DIE... at least I hope it ends then.
Using genital herpes as background picture to reduce screentime



I think I might be immortal. 

I have never died, not even once.
My doctor increased my medication on Monday...

It's a tough pill to swallow.
Is listening to Christmas music in April too late or too early? 



Asking for a friend.


You are way too flammable to be speaking to me like this.
Never mess with someone who ends sentences with three dots ...
 
  To find  
  happiness
  you must first 
  stop following 
  what makes 
  you feel like
  shit.
You don't know what the pain of betrayal truly is until you find out there is no puppy or candy after you get in the van
failing to watch your step is a risk factor for falling in love.
Enthusiasm for war is a disease that can be cured by conscription
I don't curse (or cuss as we say locally). I speak fluent construction worker with a trucker dialect and a sailor accent.
Love your enemy, because he is the only idiot who thinks about you around the clock...
The fucking shapeshifters are coming for our human rights


Waterfalls are
exciting because
 they have power, 
 they have rainbows, 
 they have songs,
 and they have
 boldness and
 craziness!
You don't need anybody's 
permission 
to prioritise 
yourself.


 I'd like to 
 unsubscribe
 from my 
 parent.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.