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AparnaN

I am a scrunched up napkin with recyclable dreams. Also a comedian in some cultures. Total drag in others.

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AparnaN

Happy holidays, everyone! Let's not treat being better people like it's a seasonal temp gig.

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wow, it’s almost 2018! not gonna lie, im ready to call 2017 an Uber right now.

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In America, they say the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.

But that just sounds like someone trying to sell two guns.

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Everyone on the morning train looks like their mom told them they cannot get a puppy

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Every time I sew a button back onto a shirt, there are then two solid minutes where I sincerely believe I would've survived the Oregon Trail

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Meanwhile India is just blown away that you can get Britain to leave by voting

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I thought of a new small talk question: hi, why are you?

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I keep hearing men saying what is “acceptable” has changed. It really hasn’t. It’s just people aren’t going to put up with this crap anymore

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