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There are not enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.

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That's a beautiful fake picture of you, by the way...

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I am so clever that sometimes I do not understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

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You're still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the f*** you want!

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the trick is not to let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out

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I don't watch soccer.

If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take my friends out to a bar.

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If you need a hand, you can find one at the end of your arm.

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I believe the greatest sin you can commit against yourself is settling for less and knowingly forgetting how it feels to be alive.

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