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If you rip my headphones out of my ears, I'll rip your heart out of your chest.

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?od?? ? ?q 'no? ??i?ou o? ??do?d ?u?? ?????? no? ?i

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How to give the perfect hand job:

STEP 1:

Use your mouth.

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I can't believe the music kids listen to these days.

Whatever happened to the warm, wholesome music I grew up listening to? Like "Fuck the Police" and "Me So Horny"

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It seems to always be coldest, just before dawn.

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Never do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics...

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Next time someone tells you that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

Throw a can of peas at their face.

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Dear God's,

Would it be possible for you to send us a sign that you have got all the crazy shit that is happening across the world under control. As it stands, it looks like you have gone to lunch.

Kind regards
The Human Race

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