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Posts Liked by irenaristova

just. wanna. sleep.

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True love is when you split food with someone and you give them the bigger half.

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lazy is such an ugly word

I prefer the term selective participation

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This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

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goosebumps.

when the soul comes too close to the skin, trying to burst free into the world, either in ecstasy or in fear

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Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

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Men think it's a woman's dream to find the perfect man.
Every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

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By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life...

You may now kiss my ass.

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