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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there...

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A house is not a home until you can find all light switches in the dark.

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Imagine this:
You're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers 'Bless you' and hangs up.

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People in love use phrases like;
"takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet."

I think they"re confusing love with attempted murder.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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smart phones, smart cars,
smart television...

when are they going to start making smart people?

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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

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