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If you could read my mind, you would back away slowly and run for your life.

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the nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does

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I spend most of my life wishing my phone charger cord was longer.

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I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.

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Ring out the false - ring in the true

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If it's not the way you like it, send food back to the kitchen, so they can spit on it twice.

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Life doesn't even want to cuddle after it's done fucking me.

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To snack, or not to snack?

That shouldn't even be a question.

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