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If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.

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It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

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First woman on the moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind."
What's the problem?
"Nothing."
Please tell us?
"I'm fine."

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To make a long story short, don't tell it.

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I'M ON THAT NEW DIET WHERE YOU EAT EVERYTHING AND HOPE FOR A BIG MIRACLE.

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I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

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~carpe diem~

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My 3 moods:
1. fuck off
2. fuck you
3. fuck me

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