michael_sosa's Posts

I could never be a
stand-up comedian because I need frequent naps

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Mistakes are proof that you are real

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''Give it to me!
Give it to me!'', she yelled.
''I'm so wet, give it to me now!''

She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Reposted from Sledge

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When exposing
a crime is treated as committing a crime,
you are being ruled by criminals.

Edward Snowden

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MAY
THE
FORCE
BE
WITH
YOU

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The
object
of Golf
is to play less Golf

Reposted from UsualMan

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