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"How high are you ?"

"No officer, its 'Hi, how are you ?"

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Got so high last night that we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look.

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HANGOVER;

just god's way of saying You kicked ass last night.

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WINE,
DINE
&
SIXTY-
NINE.

One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.

Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

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Johnny likes skinny girls but he never turns down a fattie.

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