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Saw my midget neighbor at the bus stop, told her to hop in I'll give her a lift.

The ungrateful ass said "fuck off". So I zipped my backpack and continued walking.

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He recognized
his own desire
in her words
saw his reflection
in her eyes
that's when he knew
it was her

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WHILE I WAS OUT SHOPPING TODAY I TRIPPED IN THE STORE, A WOMAN SAW THIS AND WOULDN'T STOP STARING SO I SMILED AT HER AND SAID
" SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I POSSESSED A BODY"
SHE LOOKED HORRIFIED!

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Today I was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her. She had some and went to tell her friends. And I quickly hid all the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think that she is a liar.

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so, this morning at breakfast i saw a girl with lettuce in her hair and she looks at me and said "i have a boyfriend." and you know me being me i shot back with i'm gay you lettuce head!

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I was in WalMart one time and saw a woman buying tampons and she was crying.
She must be going through a tough period in her life.

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They witnessed her destruction,
Then were left to wonder why,
She saw nothing but darkness,
Though the stars shone in her eyes,
But maybe they'd forgotten, When they failed to see the cracks,
That a stars light shines the brightest,
When it's starting to collapse

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True story: A friend of mine had to pp really bad and all they found on the road was an outhouse..she went in sat down did her stuff and when she flushed, under the seat she saw over 100 big massive cockroaches swirlin around in the water and goin all over the floor. She screamed so loud a rat came out of the corner lool

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She: "Blah, blah what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"

Me: "Getting raped by a giant Mammoth, I guess!?"

...and I never saw her again.

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Saw a Friend last Sunday. I told "I had not seen her in 45 pounds or 2 years. She sais it had not been that long, until I told her I hadn't met the puppy yet. The puppy is now a lean over 80 lb. Pitbull named Smurf. Sweet as their other dog Rocco and just as dumb. I love it when people think a dog never quits being a puppy.

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She smiled, but I saw sadness in her eyes.

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a middle aged woman stood in front of a mirror and didn't like what she saw. she said to her husband "i feel terrible: i look old, fat and ugly. a compliment from you would help lift my mood."

he said "your eyesight's damn near perfect"

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