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Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

140

You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

114

Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

101

Trying to sleep like;
One sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mac Donald had a farm,
HEE MACARENA!!!!

27

You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap.

36

Respect old people.

They gratuated school without Google and Wikipedia.

135

Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

47

I want a simple life. I want to get up late, drink coffee and read old books. I also want a spaceship and a pet dragon

60

I have the body of a 20 year old couch.

48

Mi papá tiene 47 años.
= My dad is 47 years old.

Mi papa tiene 47 anos.
= My potato has
47 assholes.

I love Spanish!

31

"Need new haters, the old ones are starting to like me".

87

I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager

69

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