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So, I think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things.

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children are our messengers to the future

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Been feeling a little moody and run down lately, so I googled my symptoms to see what I might have. It's kids. I have kids.

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The fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in their mouth

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TODDLER PROPERTY
LAWS
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand,
it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you,
it's mine.
4. If I had it a little
while ago, it's mine.
S. If it's mine, it must
never appear to be yours
in any way.

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I LOVE ASKING CHILDREN WHAT DO THEY WANT TO BE WHEN THEY GROW UP BECAUSE I'M STILL LOOKING FOR IDEAS

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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.

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Ever had a job where
you had no previous experience, no training, you couldn't quit, and
people's lives were
at stake?

That's parenting.

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"Toddler: tod-ler (n)

Someone who can't
hear their name being
called repeatedly, but
can hear a bag of chips
being opened through
three walls
and a thunderstorm.

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you are never prepared enough when your babies become independent

let them use the wings you gave them and keep loving

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I was never that small!
I was born, shaved my face, packed my bags and went to work

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