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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I'm camping,
I won't be covered.

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I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

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I know a thing or two,
because I've seen a
thing or two

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-Radio "Hey, did you know?"

-Me "What?"

-Radio "15 minutes could save you 15% or more..."

-Me "...On a bucket of STFU"

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Still waiting for the insurance denial letter for hearing aids saying, "Dude! It's been 20 years! Your hearing should have gotten better by now."

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I cancelled my appointment at the Cemetery. The guy had to call me back. When he called I asked why I had to see him? He thought I might want to plan my own funeral. I informed him that is why I have life insurance. He replied that I might want to take the burden off my family. I informed him I was broke. I also told him when my Dad worked there he did a better job.

I told him I had people to plan my funeral. That I never want to walk into his office again. He asked if he could call me back this Summer. Like I am going to change my mind. I said yes. I liked screwing around with his mind.

6

if I FALL in love, the insurance company will pay for the damages?

- elidealista

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Die
Suva meint lieber nicht...

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May the top 2 percent have a family member suffer a catastrophic illness that wipes them out to the point of being in the bottom 2 percent.

3

It is usually seen that girls have fun with anarchists then get married with capitalists.

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I don't even bother my brother how revolve like a revolver that's word to my mother everything's in order across the border so let's keep the order yet old lyrics are getting shorter I hold my money like I'm going over the Border am I really feeling you come close and you still won't be close the class in session like I would go in One Direction the tragedies happen the infection has taken the abstraction has lapse and I am encapsulated gold plated nickel domes once now excuse me but what else amuses me couldn't be the fact that I'm an alter ego but I'm not on your altar year ago get me a Grammy or some shit just stay away from Ben Affleck

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