a guy sat down next to me on a bar stool and within only a couple of minutes he said, "today is my birthday." i figured he just wanted me to buy him a drink, so i said, "you know, if you were jesus, today would be christmas." he moved to another stool. - Post by graceyo on Boldomatic

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a guy sat down next to me on a bar stool and within only a couple of minutes he said,
"today is my birthday."
i figured he just wanted me to buy him a drink,
so i said,
"you know, if you were jesus, today would be christmas."
he moved to another stool.

a guy sat down next to me on a bar stool and within only a couple of minutes he said, "today is my birthday." i figured he just wanted me to buy him a drink, so i said, "you know, if you were jesus, today would be christmas." he moved to another stool.

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