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No offense, ladies (take it as a compliment), but you're the best diet plan out there:

Divorced a wife: lost 30 pounds.

Broke up with a girlfriend: lost 10.

:-D No offense, ladies (take it as a compliment), but you're the best diet plan out there: Divorced a wife: lost 30 pounds. Broke up with a girlfriend: lost 10. :-D
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