rick's mom was suspicious of his relations with his attractive roommate, even tho he insisted they were just friends. one night they had his mom over for dinner and mom kept giving him the hairy eyeball so he said "mom i know what you're thinking, but we are just friends." a week later his roomie says she hasnt seen the silver gravy ladle since his moms visit and did he think maybe she took it? he said he didnt think so but he'd ask.
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