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The problem is, the idea of me is, like, way more attractive than the actual me. I don't get dumped, so much as returned due to false advertising.
vladtheimpala
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#sorry
,
#no
,
#refunds
hensch
,
aana
,
JodieT
,
Fionacatherine
,
kenwats
,
CleoBe
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sis
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Ziya
like this
Ziya
:
Like a home colonic irrigation kit?
Like a home colonic irrigation kit?
vladtheimpala
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Uncanny. That's actually my girlfriend's pet name for me.
Uncanny. That's actually my girlfriend's pet name for me.
Ziya
:
Lol!
Lol!
Fionacatherine
:
HA!
HA!
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