...he called his mom and said "now mom, i'm not saying you took it, and i'm not saying you didnt take it, but we have been unable to find the gravy ladle since your visit." she said "well son, i'm not saying youre sleeping with her, and i'm not saying youre not sleeping with her - but if she was sleeping in her own bed, she'd have found the gravy ladle by now." - Post by siouxz on Boldomatic

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...he called his mom and said "now mom, i'm not saying you took it, and i'm not saying you didnt take it, but we have been unable to find the gravy ladle since your visit." she said "well son, i'm not saying youre sleeping with her, and i'm not saying youre not sleeping with her - but if she was sleeping in her own bed, she'd have found the gravy ladle by now."

...he called his mom and said "now mom, i'm not saying you took it, and i'm not saying you didnt take it, but we have been unable to find the gravy ladle since your visit." she said "well son, i'm not saying youre sleeping with her, and i'm not saying youre not sleeping with her - but if she was sleeping in her own bed, she'd have found the gravy ladle by now."

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