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I HATE IT WHEN I OFFER MY MOM HELP, SHE SAYS NO SHES GOT IT, BUT LIKE FIVE MINUTES LATER SHES ALL LIKE: 

"YOU LAZY ASS FUCK, ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON YOUR ASS AND EAT UP MY DAMN FOOD!"

AND IM LIKE :*( I HATE IT WHEN I OFFER MY MOM HELP, SHE SAYS NO SHES GOT IT, BUT LIKE FIVE MINUTES LATER SHES ALL LIKE: "YOU LAZY ASS FUCK, ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON YOUR ASS AND EAT UP MY DAMN FOOD!" AND IM LIKE :*(
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