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If you're going to drink whiskey, then drink a whiskey that's older than you are..
Get at least one tattoo, but if at all possible...
Lose count.
Don't fall in love with anyone you wouldn't describe as funnier and smarter than you are.
And believe in yourself so fucking hard that no one can ever take it from you...