This is a scheduled post planned to be published at 1498534536000 at 1498534536000
Customer: ok so how much do I have to buy before you start dropping the price?
Dad: *chuckles* I actually do not have the authority to start making deals. You'll have to talk to my daughter. She's the boss *points in my direction*
Customer: *sees cute young woman with blue hair and a light up fadora*