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Merde !

If you can't say something nice,
say it in French.

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I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

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Tränen, die man gelacht hat, kann man nicht mehr weinen

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I've learned that you just CANNOT make someone fall in love with you. All you CAN do, is stalk them and hope they panic and just give in.

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Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Where have I gone wrong?"

Then a voice says to me "This is going to take more than one night."

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$mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm _________________ | | | IGNORE | | | | THIS SIGN ! | |_________________| | | | | | | | | | \ | |/$

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Es gibt Augenblicke im Leben, in denen du jemanden brauchst, der mehr an dich glaubt als du selbst.

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"Dad, what is a condom?"

"It's an instrument to prevent questions like this."

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