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I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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If you sold your soul to the devil at least you get a warm welcome to afterlife

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I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

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I
AM
THE
DESIGNER
OF MY OWN CATASTROPHY

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A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

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Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Put some whiskey in my coffee, because it's Ireland somewhere.

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