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sorry but when is someone gonna invent lowercase numbers??

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current PMS level: cried because someone sent me a message in all caps

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telling a native french speaker “yeah you speak great french too!” is the language-learning equivalent of when the waiter says “enjoy your meal” and you respond “you too!”

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Melania is the Shelly Miscavige of our generation tbh

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the true star of Tiger King is the woman who says, as she’s chopping firewood, that she got implants she didn’t even want because it gave her an opportunity to lay down for a few days

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a roomba?! i have a husband...

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‘i already have bad sinuses, i don’t need to put shit up there that makes me obnoxious for 15 minutes’ - me, just now, about cocaine

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no cheryl you’re confused! he’s saying fuck the pigs

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