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petezaboy

Players get the girls.

Only gamers get the princess

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You never know a person until you walk a mile in their shoes...

...or until you check their browser history.

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My boss told me to dress for the job I want.

Now I'm sat with HR dressed as Batman.

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Some people just need a high 5.

In the face.

With a chair.

Made of steal.

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When i want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

And a manual on how to use it.

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Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

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14 year old girls, dress like they're 18 and behave like they're 21.

21 year old boys, dress like they're 18, and behave like they're 14.

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Atheism, the only non-prophet organisation

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