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maryhoulihan

~*FUTURE FORMS*~ mon 4/25 at @RoughTradeNYC

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maryhoulihan

whenev a baby stares at me i can't help but think: "impeccable taste!!!"

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sorry im 4 hours late for work, i was skateboarding

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i owe jeopardy $12,816,040

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HUGE congrats to nixon's ghost on all his recent press!! e.g. "even nixon wasn't this bad," "nixon wasn't THIS mentally unhinged," etc

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(insane doctor)

hm, trouble sleeping u say ? have u thought of suspending some letter Z's in midair above your head?

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hmm, where in the world will i go !

*throws dart at a globe*

*dart ricochets back at my face*

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im excited for my facebook birthday

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whenever i date someone who isn't a famous professional athlete it never works out :/

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