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lolnope526

give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt

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if it looks stupid but works then its not stupid

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im not a complete idiot

some parts are missing

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Me: I wanna look good today.
Body: No.
Hair: Nope.
Face: Nice try.

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you know you are bored when playing with your phone case is entertaining

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the only job you start at the top is
digging
a
hole

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dont wait around for your prince charming
the poor idiot is probably stuck in a tree

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ive never had an orgasm before but i figure its a combination of that feeling when you scratch the lines your socks leave and when you see your food coming at the resturant

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