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hreffi

so yeah, go fuck a cactus

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it's like boys are the Oscars and i'm Leonardo DiCaprio

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i miss your face... and the sex...

but mostly the sex.

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I hate it when i shave and then i don't get laid.

It was all for nothing.

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hey you know what rimes with drunk?

sex.

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the biggest communication problem is that we don't listen to understand

we listen to reply

4

i love water.

especially when it's frozen and surrounded by vodka

4

Dude, she called you fat.

OH HELL NO!

hold my cake

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